Starting
Your Own Cult, with Dr. Emeril Lazarus
The time is right, and the time is now! The Lord has spoken to you. He
has commanded you to create the New Jerusalem, to prepare for His arrival,
to gather the flock, bring together the faithful, spread the Word. Blinded
like Paul on his way to Damascus, you are now set to follow His Way.
But how do you start
such an ambitious project? How can you convince the unwashed masses that
you are not just another crank? What kind of political structure do you
set up for your Heaven On Earth? How do you deal with challenges to your
authority--authority you received directly from On High?
These are some of
the questions you will be facing after the warm glow of Revelation and
Epiphany have worn off. To help get you started on your way to creating
a genuinely sustainable cult and all the International Recognition and
Adoration of Thousands that comes with it I've been asked, no, Commended
to your Guidance.
After you've received
your Message(s) and have your Orders from the Unnameable, where do you
start? Many Leaders of the Faithful believe finding the appropriate headquarters
for your group is as good as any. A good location is critical for proper
development of your human resources, funneling of psychic energies and
proper Worship without disturbance from the Outside World.
There are many types of cults out there. There are even cults connected to gambling. Saying that you don't need to be concerned that just because you log in and play some online blackjack that you are going to join a cult. Still poker celebrity has its own cult following. |