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Starting
Your Own Cult, with Dr. Emeril Lazarus
What are some of the
things that keep your people from achieving enlightenment quickly, easily
and permanently? Sexual desire has to be right up there. This can be a
touchy subject. I'll be quite frank: sex can be very useful for binding
people to your Revelations and Visions, but can also tear your subjects
away from You and Your Inspiration.
How can you control
these animal urges--not only in yourself, but in your followers as well?
The answer is surprisingly
simple. Castrate everyone, except, perhaps, yourself.
Before you start however,
let's examine the role sex and sexual feelings play in your Received Vision.
Some cults have found that a "free-love" and "multiple
partner" ideal useful in breaking down the conditioning that the
Devil or Evil Forces have enforced on humanity since the beginning of
time.
Other cults believe
that all sexual desires are the Work of the Dark One(s), and repressing
or removing them is the only True Path to Wisdom.
There is no one right
way here, it all depends on Your Vision. What does your Received Enlightenment
tell you?
I've used both ideals
in the several groups I've been involved with. With the Angels of Divine
Mercy we used to all sleep together in one room. Not only did it keep
the heating bills down, but it also allowed the brethern to keep an eye
on each other to make sure no one was allowing sinful thoughts to enter
their minds. Another good trick we had was to force cold showers on everyone
at irregular times of the day or night. When everyone is underslept and
perpetually cold it's hard for the Devil to do his Work!
Eventually, however,
even under these conditions carnal thoughts can creep in. The Devil is
clever! Some of my flock started to enjoy and look forward to the showers
and ritual humiliation in front of the others--and not because they felt
they were being cleansed of Evil and Filth.
If you are ready to
take your People to the next level and help them remove the physical cause
of their mental anguish and torture you'll need a strategy to accomplish
this without causing mass defections or infections.
I recommend you perform
the operations yourself. Your power will be enhanced, and not diluted
through anyone you may delegate to the task. Also, you'll be able to make
sure that everyone is properly operated on and their mental and physical
needs are met.
A good idea is to
make it a group event. Use a mood-enhancer like ecstacy so everyone is
in a loving mood and all together for support and courage. Don't leave
anyone alone where they might start to question your Wisdom.
Castration
is a powerful tool that kind bind your group to you and to your Received
Vision. And don't forget, testicles are full of iron and other minerals.
Don't waste the protein!
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